apt-get's journal

Have to harness the power of the MOON before China does. In order to do that, I would have to reach the other side of the map, but that was without counting on clipping through the left boundary and entering the desert world, with 180degreeC temperatures. They're mad for making me do this. But eh, every country is trying to do as much as they can in this weird time. The music is kinda oriental and minor

I arrive in the base with some old friends. We only have one small inaccurate gun. Some guy is sent to scout, but ends up attracting us a fuckton of lions on the way back! Our trench is a base dug into the ground -- think kinda similar to the middle part of dust_2 with the crates and all, except there's no ramp. Anyway, one of them, a cub, gets in, and starts attacking -- I can feel its paws gripping themselves into me, it hurts, and if other lions see a juvenile getting attacked, they'll jump in. We manage to kick and throw it back outside somehow, although one of our guys got mauled and is dead / gone. Another cub gets in, and my partner grabs it while I try to haphazardly shoot it. I manage to, still moving after a shot though because this thing isn't the strongest, so I shoot again and it's almost dead even if quite gorey now. We decide to hide the faintly moving body in a crate so it won't attract its parents. I call base on a walkie talkie asking what the fuck they are doing, and they're apparently sending help from above us in the trench (it's a kind of watchtower thing, not very high but sufficiently so they don't risk any lion attack) and then I see some spider man kinda dressed girl with razor blades at her boots (think ice skating) just cutting them down from above. So I climb too as quick as I can and a lion follows me but I manage to cut it too before it comes to me, and knowing I've defeated it, that fills me with joy and I'm just chilling there as the higher ups decide to clean up the area and retire from this glitch zone, and I realise this whole dream started as reincarnation as god asks me if I regret my previous life where I had a gay marriage, and I said no -- in the exact moments, my ex-fiance who was in the superhero suite is trying to apologize to me for cheating on me but I don't care, her cheating turned me gay so I'm just sitting there in a daze and wake up after that

I got the idea for a band/artist name just before waking up and tried to remember it while I had my eyes closed and half dazed, but couldn't come back to the original idea. I thought of Roccocona (or Rokkokona) instead, which is apparently close enough

This dream was weird as hell